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Apprentice Swamp Pope
Band Profile: Andy W       >>>next profile
Position in band Left Midfield, Electric Slide Guitar, Rhythm Git, occasional percussive noise
Hobbies Synchronised incremental transitional time-phasing, crafts
Likes Fine wines and cheeses, the sun on his back, Link Wray & the Raymen
Dislikes Hornets + other low life scum
Height Average
Booze Yes, 30+ units per week
Tobacco No
Shoes of Choice Desert boots, brown suedes
Cheese of Choice Mature cheddar
Star Sign Asda
Most bastard KO tune 1st bit of Gaol
Career path Trench inspector, management guru, world-renowned continence expert.